Spring Break 09!

I remember in high school, and middle school watching MTV while college spring breakers show off skills thats better off not being shown to hormone-driven, disobedient rug-rats like myself. I also have good memories of high school youth group summer trips, in which some guy that I don't know would talk about the devil that is in those college students, he scared the piss out of every lusting boy in the auditorium. He would warn of the dangers in temptation and would hope that we wouldn't turn towards the 'dark side' when we go off to college. I'm not disagreeing with the guy, however I'm really upset in the notation that he gave me! Spring Break for me has never been that tempting, or eventful. Sometimes I wish I was given the opportunity to fight off evil girls and beer-bong serpents, it seems like a really fun computer game. It could have levels; the girls would get cuter, and the beer would be more top notch as the levels advance. Anyways...I guess I'm upset at both MTV and preachers. MTV set the bar for childish expectations of spring break, they gave me hopes that spring break would be awesome! The preachers sold me on the fact MTV IS real, and telling the truth (despite todays Reality shows), and that my spring breaks will never consist of me sitting on my couch while Facebooking 8 hours a day. They were both wrong as could be.